Eurovision Final Part 8

Damn, Serbia just clinched it with about 260 points. Ah well. Maybe “Europe” will “vote for something different” next year.
Another year of hilarity. Well done Scootch (or whatever they’re called), got about 20 points. Next year, the East.
Father Christmas is (scarily) presenting the trophy. And now the winner will perpetrate the song upon us [...]

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Eurovision Final Part 6

I’m really hoping Ukraine win at this point. I can’t face the constipated lady with her concerned friends winning. Serbia are quite a way ahead.

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Eurovision Final Part 5

And Malta! Douze Points.

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Eurovision Final Part 4

Thank you Ireland!

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Eurovision Final Part 2

Romania – wow, how many languages can they sing in… and how many nationalities can they offend with their stereotyping? Awesome. I reckon the Greeks are going to be most annoyed. Great stuff.
Bulgaria – Oh hell. Not again. Semi -finalists. Bloody awful. Sorry. It’s the hook that just grates. The bloke loosk like the [...]

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Eurovision Final Part 1

The beeb have sing-a-long lyrics! With translations beneath! Terry Wogan is already on fire.
Bosnia – usual evs tat – miserable mode
Spain – usual evs boy band tat – exuberant.
Belarus – they were bad in the semi-final. He’s quite pleased to be in the final.
These lyric on the screen are adding (or subtracting?) to the [...]

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Eurovision Semi-Final Part 10

No Israel, no Denmark, no Switzerland, and no Andorra. Some really strange choices… well, very Eurovision choices.
The taster of the songs already in the final has blown me away. It’s going to be a long Saturday evening

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Eurovision Semi-Final Part 9

Turkey bloke apparently has had 24 number 1s in Turkey. Sorry.
There are some people dressed up in all over red cockerel costumes now, with a song called “Get a Life”.

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Eurovision Semi-Final Part 8

Turkey – oh dear. Nil points?

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Eurovision Semi-Final Part 7

Norway – 3 dresses in 3 minutes. Song was very Ricky Martin. 19 songs down. Some to go. We’re flagging.
Just got the obligatory gong though. Thanks Malta. And more fans, but smaller than the other lots’. They’ll be gutted.

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